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September 4th, 2006
11:34 am

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moms out of the hospital.
shes doing alot better.
im moving out on the 20th :)
thats really all thats going on.

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August 22nd, 2006
09:29 pm

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moms been in the hospital for a week now.
at first they thought she had pnemonia.
but now they think its something else.
they dont know what.
theyre going in and taking a piece of her lung tomorrow.
to check it out.
shes very scared.
i feel bad for her.
theres nothing i can do but just go see her in the hospital and pray she gets better.
she called me today crying.
talking about how much she loves me and only wants the best for me.
and how if its something bad....
if something should happen....
im very worried.
whoevers reading this please pray for her.

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August 1st, 2006
01:15 am

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from
a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely......


A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful

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July 28th, 2006
04:43 pm

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cute as hell
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=893845711&n=2

Current Mood: pleasedpleased

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01:44 am

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!!!cant stop smiling!!!
today has been the best day of my life.
or damn near close to it.
hahahaha

Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic

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July 19th, 2006
03:12 pm

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia || 10%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
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July 12th, 2006
05:41 pm

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seafood and other fishy topics
i put butter and ketchup on baked potatos.
my little brother uses my mothers beige mary kay concealer.
its almost 1pm and im dying.
i had a dream lastnight that i killed some family memebers.
my brother attcked me with a hammer and i stabbed him a few times with a garden shovel. some other people attacked me too and i killed em. then i ran into the street and flagged down some people.
it was VERY weird.
hopefully by mid-August ill be in lafayette.
maybe it will rain.
i wanna go see that lady in the water flick.
and a scanner darkly.
i dont care how bad either or both suck.
my step dad eats chocolate icing out of the can with a spoon. in one sitting. a whole can.
my moms out of town till next wednesday.
she lost her job. shes talking about going back to school.
i wanna go swimming.
TIME TO GO GET READY FOR WORK!

Current Mood: chipperchipper

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July 10th, 2006
04:58 pm

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melted cheese and wine in a plastic cup
my cell phone broke in half. i dropped it the other day at my little cousins baseball game.

i need to hop to it. im moving to lafayette. planning to be gone by the beginning of next month. im excited. but theres alot to do.

Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic

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June 16th, 2006
06:02 am

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WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX IF YOU COULD?
HAHAHA. i hate this question. so lets skip it ok...

WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING
a little black one


HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
as many as god gives me

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
uhhh with my dad. mom and i need alot of work still...

DO YOU MAKE OVER 40K A YEAR?
uhhhhh. no

WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?
i like my name. oh i know! i know! NOSILLA :)

WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?
no thanks.

WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BDAY?
went out with some friends.

WHATS YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
chopsticks!!!

WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?
around 10

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
lol. probably sleeping. or talking to david.

HOW MANY OF YOUR EX'S ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH?
wow. uhhhmmm...a few.

DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?
hmmm...no...i like it when its played with...

NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO:
have hot kinky sex all night and rule the world :)

LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?
right now. shes watching some funniest video business on TV

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR SIBLING(S)?
yeahhhh...but right now hes still mad at me for telling on him.

WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
nothing sept maybe my hair color ;)

IF YOU HAD $250,000...HOW WOULD YOU SPEND IT?
wow. id pay off my debt, buy some hot clothes. and party. lol

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?
what job?! haha

LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?
that i called?....hmmm...jessica

LAST THING YOU ATE?
a strawberry banana smoothie.

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?
silly question....october

YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
i guess june. i dont like summer.

WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED?
a white shirt from jessica

WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?
pft. at this second....my mommy. she kackles. is that spelled right? kackle? anyway she does. VERY annoying.

MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?
yahoo to check my mail

LAST PERSON YOU TEXT MESSAGED?
:( i cant send or recieve. i think the last person i ever sent a text to was nick.

LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
he shall remain nameless

WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
that and more

ARE YOU HOPING FOR SUMMER LOVE?
lol. no

FAVORITE FOOD?
damn thats hard. pineapple pizza.


LAST PERSON YOU KISSED?
omg. lemme think...i dunno...maybe john...hmmm...no....i dunno...

IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
i dont hate anyone. and people dying is always sad

40. DO YOU OWN A CAMERA PHONE?
no. thats why i own a camera. ass...

Current Mood: goodgood

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June 15th, 2006
10:19 pm

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30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
no

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
never never. what fun is that?!

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
uh how bout never.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
with someone else.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah sure

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
a little too much at times.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
DEFINATELY

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
angie

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
lol. i dont think so. i dont even think i could bullshit it. but im willing to try :)

10. Do you know how to play poker?
no. lol

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yeahhhh....good times :)

12. What's your favorite commercial?
the stolen identity commercials!!! theyre so freakin hilarious.

13. Who was your first love?
Keith

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
no but id really want to.

15.do u have a secret no one knows about u ?
nope

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
i don't pay attention to baseball

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
nope

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
too often

19. What's the one thing on your mind?
i need to wash my hair. i have to go cash my check. i want a banana. and i was thinking of who i could call to come with me so im not alone and bored while i run errands but im afraid i just may have to go do all this crap by myself today.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
yeah. i feel naked without it.

21. What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i had like super human speed. that would be cool. and it would come in handy.

22. Do you like Sushi?
ooooooooh yeahhhhhhh

23. What do you wear to bed
nothing. unless im at someones house then i wear my PJs

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
naaahhh

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
no one

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
nope. but i know people who were in jail and now theyre out.

27. What food do you find disgusting?
cottage cheese and liver. well i dunno cuz i havent ever had cottage cheese or liver. it just doesnt look or sound nice...

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
LOL. no i do enough of that IN YOUR FACE! :)

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
once

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
yeah sure

Current Mood: dirtydirty
Current Music: some TI tune

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